The Roast of This Pumpkin
by keryge
This is my last pumpkin. It was sitting – forlornly, annoyingly, loserishly – on my doorstep and I finally decided to do something about it.
I had to fight to split the thing and in the end I tore it apart, UFC style. And now I have a huge bowl full of pumpkin meat. And now everyone I know will be getting at least one loaf of pumpkin bread. And they had better like it.
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