A Good Sandwich
by keryge
I made this for my BF the other day, as he is incapable of making food for himself unless it is Top Ramen. I had a bite; it was good.
Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it*. So it’s important to make a sandwich on good bread or else the whole thing is just kind of ruined, isn’t it?
Normally I would use dijon mustard, but I foolishly bought an off-brand dijon out of cheapness, and it has this terrible side-taste that you can taste while you taste the good dijon taste but it makes the overall taste too awkward. So now I just use the bad dijon in sauces where it plays second fiddle to other, better things.
There’s a life lesson there. Don’t be cheap with your mustard.
*Attributed to Dwight Schrute, paper salesman (Rainn Wilson of The Office)


